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Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
 
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