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"Käsite oli meille aikuisille aivan uusi" – millainen ilmiö on nuorten keskuudessa suosittu therian?
Millainen ilmiö on therian?
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YliKoo
Greatest Leader
Turha jättää noin hyvää eläytymistä puolitiehenValitettavasti ei ole edes oikeastaan vitsi.
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"Käsite oli meille aikuisille aivan uusi" – millainen ilmiö on nuorten keskuudessa suosittu therian?
Millainen ilmiö on therian?
Rymy-Reetu
Luutnantti
Tulis paska housuun jos tällainen tulis pimeällä vastaan.
tienvarsipummi
Ylipäällikkö
On kouluissa vielä normaaliakin lapsia.Valitettavasti ei ole edes oikeastaan vitsi.
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"Käsite oli meille aikuisille aivan uusi" – millainen ilmiö on nuorten keskuudessa suosittu therian?
Millainen ilmiö on therian?
Tuokin on jo liki keski-ikäinen kun vuodelta 2001.
Tuo on jotain keppihevostelun ja Stalker-pelin mörköjen väliltä.
OXPAHA
Kenraali
Ööh, miksi nuo naiset kilpailisivat miesten kanssa, kun selvästi heidän omat aviomiehensä ovat jo hankkineet heille kodin ja muut perusasiat?
Lisäksi tuo oikeanpuoleisin herra aikoo näköjään juosta kilpailun sijasta kohti taivaanrantaa
Luovutusvoitto.. mutta häviö kummalle? 
Feudalism: The Lord’s Share
In a feudalistic world, you have two cows. However, the lord of the manor claims a share of both the milk and all the cream, leaving you with a mere pittance.
Pure Socialism: The Government’s Barn
Under pure socialism, your cows are taken by the government and placed in a barn with everyone else’s. While they promise to provide you with as much milk as you need, you’ll be responsible for the collective care of all the cows.
Bureaucratic Socialism: Egg and Milk Regulations
In the world of bureaucratic socialism, your cows are also seized by the government and housed with others. Interestingly, they are looked after by ex-chicken farmers, and you must attend to the chickens the government took from those farmers. The government then provides you with milk and eggs based on strict regulations.
Fascism: Government Takes Control
In a fascist system, the government seizes your two cows, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk, profiting from your labor.
Pure Communism: Shared Responsibility
In the realm of pure communism, your two cows are a collective effort. Your neighbors collaborate with you to take care of them, and the milk is shared equally among all.
Russian Communism: Government Takes It All
In Russian communism, you still have to care for your cows, but the government takes all the milk, leaving you with no benefit from your hard work.
Dictatorship: A Grim End
In a dictatorship, your cows are confiscated by the government, and you meet an unfortunate end as they take both your cows and your life.
Militarism: Forced Service
Militarism leads to the government taking your cows and drafting you into service, leaving you with no cows or freedom.
Pure Democracy: Neighbors Decide
In a pure democracy, your neighbors have the power to decide who among them gets the milk from your two cows.
Representative Democracy: Delegated Decisions
In a representative democracy, your neighbors choose a representative to make the decision about who gets the milk from your cows.
American Democracy: The Cowgate Scandal
American democracy promises two cows in exchange for your vote. After the election, a scandal unfolds as the president is impeached for cow-related misconduct, and the cows are set free.
British Democracy: Compensation and Warnings
In British democracy, you feed your cows sheep brains, leading to complications. The government compensates you for your diseased cows, your lost income, provides a grant to keep your fields idle, and advises the public not to worry.
Bureaucracy: A Series of Confusing Regulations
In a bureaucratic system, the government initially regulates what you can feed your cows and when you can milk them. Later, they pay you not to milk them. Eventually, they take both cows, shoot one, milk the other, and pour the milk down the drain. You’re then required to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
Anarchy: Survival of the Fittest
Under anarchy, you have two cows, and you can either sell the milk at a fair price or face the wrath of your neighbors who may try to seize your cows.
Capitalism: Ruthless Efficiency
In capitalism, you start with two cows but soon lay one off, forcing the other to produce the milk of four cows. The result? Surprise — it drops dead from exhaustion.
Environmentalism: Strict Regulations
In an environmentalist world, the government bans you from both milking and killing your cows to protect the environment.
Totalitarianism: Denial of Reality
In a totalitarian system, the government takes your cows and denies they ever existed, completely banning milk.
Political Correctness: An Unconventional Twist
In the world of political correctness, you are associated with two differently-aged bovines of non-specified gender. They get married and adopt a calf in an attempt to promote tolerance and inclusivity.
Counter Culture: A Hippie Take
In the counter-culture movement, having two cows is a trip, man. Sharing the milk is all about spreading the love.
Surrealism: Giraffes and Harmonicas
In a surreal world, you have two giraffes, and the government insists you take harmonica lessons, leaving you perplexed.
In a feudalistic world, you have two cows. However, the lord of the manor claims a share of both the milk and all the cream, leaving you with a mere pittance.
Pure Socialism: The Government’s Barn
Under pure socialism, your cows are taken by the government and placed in a barn with everyone else’s. While they promise to provide you with as much milk as you need, you’ll be responsible for the collective care of all the cows.
Bureaucratic Socialism: Egg and Milk Regulations
In the world of bureaucratic socialism, your cows are also seized by the government and housed with others. Interestingly, they are looked after by ex-chicken farmers, and you must attend to the chickens the government took from those farmers. The government then provides you with milk and eggs based on strict regulations.
Fascism: Government Takes Control
In a fascist system, the government seizes your two cows, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk, profiting from your labor.
Pure Communism: Shared Responsibility
In the realm of pure communism, your two cows are a collective effort. Your neighbors collaborate with you to take care of them, and the milk is shared equally among all.
Russian Communism: Government Takes It All
In Russian communism, you still have to care for your cows, but the government takes all the milk, leaving you with no benefit from your hard work.
Dictatorship: A Grim End
In a dictatorship, your cows are confiscated by the government, and you meet an unfortunate end as they take both your cows and your life.
Militarism: Forced Service
Militarism leads to the government taking your cows and drafting you into service, leaving you with no cows or freedom.
Pure Democracy: Neighbors Decide
In a pure democracy, your neighbors have the power to decide who among them gets the milk from your two cows.
Representative Democracy: Delegated Decisions
In a representative democracy, your neighbors choose a representative to make the decision about who gets the milk from your cows.
American Democracy: The Cowgate Scandal
American democracy promises two cows in exchange for your vote. After the election, a scandal unfolds as the president is impeached for cow-related misconduct, and the cows are set free.
British Democracy: Compensation and Warnings
In British democracy, you feed your cows sheep brains, leading to complications. The government compensates you for your diseased cows, your lost income, provides a grant to keep your fields idle, and advises the public not to worry.
Bureaucracy: A Series of Confusing Regulations
In a bureaucratic system, the government initially regulates what you can feed your cows and when you can milk them. Later, they pay you not to milk them. Eventually, they take both cows, shoot one, milk the other, and pour the milk down the drain. You’re then required to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
Anarchy: Survival of the Fittest
Under anarchy, you have two cows, and you can either sell the milk at a fair price or face the wrath of your neighbors who may try to seize your cows.
Capitalism: Ruthless Efficiency
In capitalism, you start with two cows but soon lay one off, forcing the other to produce the milk of four cows. The result? Surprise — it drops dead from exhaustion.
Environmentalism: Strict Regulations
In an environmentalist world, the government bans you from both milking and killing your cows to protect the environment.
Totalitarianism: Denial of Reality
In a totalitarian system, the government takes your cows and denies they ever existed, completely banning milk.
Political Correctness: An Unconventional Twist
In the world of political correctness, you are associated with two differently-aged bovines of non-specified gender. They get married and adopt a calf in an attempt to promote tolerance and inclusivity.
Counter Culture: A Hippie Take
In the counter-culture movement, having two cows is a trip, man. Sharing the milk is all about spreading the love.
Surrealism: Giraffes and Harmonicas
In a surreal world, you have two giraffes, and the government insists you take harmonica lessons, leaving you perplexed.