Venäjän propagandakoneiston päivittäiset ylilyönnit ja riman alitukset

FSB:n propagandamateriaalia:
In order not to look like pathetic amateurs who totally screwed up when it comes to the attack on Crocus City Hall, the FSB published a video of their diligent work when it comes to terrorism prevention.

News from Mordor:“The FSB prevented a terrorist attack in the Stavropol region!Three people from Central Asia who were preparing an attack in a place of mass gathering of people were detained. Components of IEDs, chemical substances, and destructive elements were confiscated from the detainees.”
The video looks very convincing! Jk.
P.S. The store clerk asks: ‘do you want the whole kilo?’
 
FSB:n maineenkiillotuskampanjalle jatkoa.
After their epic Crocus City Hall fail the FSB keeps on posting videos of themselves hard at work fighting all kinds of crimes from terrorism to corruption. This one is about the FSB apprehending 4 suspects in kindergarten construction fraud. Sound on!!! The video was accompanied by the following comment: “We are talking about the construction of a kindergarten under the national project “Demography” in Toguchin. From 2020 to 2022, government contracts worth more than 50,000,000 rubles were finalized between government agencies and commercial construction organizations.However, the defendants agreed not to complete the work in full and then to produce inadequate documentation. The money, of course, was transferred elsewhere.“Further on, the defendants disposed of more than 38,000,000 rubles at their own discretion, causing material damage to the budget of the Novosibirsk region,” the prosecutor’s office added.Three men and a woman were detained. A criminal case was initiated under the article of fraud on an especially large scale.”
Tässä välissä oli se räjähteet ikoneissa keissi myös.
 
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Venäjällä juhlitaan kun pääsivät irti riippuvuudesta ulkomailla vietettyihin lomiin.


Russia is celebrating yet another great success: the fact that Russians have overcome their dependence on holidays abroad!

Goida!* 😂😂😂

News from Mordor:

“"The domestic tourist flow is growing, in 2023 it exceeded the pre-pandemic and reached 78 million tourist trips, which is 21% more than last year.

Of course, we need to increase the tourist infrastructure as soon as possible in order to meet the growing demand of our citizens who LOVE to vacation inside our country.

We broke the tourist COLONIAL DEPENDENCE, and vacationing in our country has become FASHIONABLE and PRESTIGIOUS," said the Deputy Prime Minister of the Russian Federation Chernyshenko.

He also noted that Russia has developed an index of provision of regions with tourist infrastructure.

In his speech, Mr. Chernyshenko mentioned the Siberian ski resort "Sheregesh". The Deputy Prime Minister is confident that the resort will attract a lot of investments in the future.

Dmitry Chernyshenko called very ambitious the intention of the Governor of the Kemerovo region Sergey Tsivilev to bring the region to the top five world ski resorts by 2030.

Earlier, President Vladimir Putin said that special attention should be paid to the development of active domestic tourism. In a message to the Federal Assembly, the head of state set the task to double the contribution of the tourism industry to Russia's GDP by 2030, to 5%, and the tourist flow around the country should grow to 140 million people per year.”

🤔 So in other words Putin wants every Russian to go on vacation somewhere inside of Russia once a year.

*In case you’re not familiar with what Goida means it’s an expression used by Russian actor/priest Ivan Okhlobystin that he shouted from the stage when Russia was celebrating the illegal annexation of 4 Ukrainian regions.

Literally it means ‘let’s go’. Since then it became an expression Ukrainians use to make fun of Russia’s failures.
 

Venäjä sanoo olevansa erittäin huolissaan Lähi-idän tilanteen kiristymisestä mutta laskevansa sen varaan, että alueen valtiot ratkaisevat ongelmat poliittisin ja diplomaattisin keinoin.

Kun noita ryssän rauhan ponnisteluja tullut tässä reilu pari vuotta hyvinkin aktiivisesti seurattua, niin tänne tämmöinen pellejen ulostulo kuuluu. Venäjä taas huolissaan maailman rauhasta.
 



Kun noita ryssän rauhan ponnisteluja tullut tässä reilu pari vuotta hyvinkin aktiivisesti seurattua, niin tänne tämmöinen pellejen ulostulo kuuluu. Venäjä taas huolissaan maailman rauhasta.
Noille ryssien rauhantahtoisille ulostuloille ja oman rauhantahtonsa mainostamiselle ei voi kuin nauraa. On kyllä niin viheliäistä paskasakkia kuin olla ja voi tuo ryssän porukka.
 
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Tässä muuten juttua Pietarin trollitehtaasta:
 

Jaa, että mukana on Venäjän sotahistoriallisen seuran edustus. Heiltä voisi kysellä perseraiskauksien yleisyydestä puna-armeijassa, sekä nykyisessä russkiarmeijassa.
 
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