Gunther then went into introducing his long-time partner Steven, showing us a picture from his mantelpiece.
“That’s Stevie plums there. Isn’t he a catch?” he asked, now pointing at us for a positive reply.
”Oh yes! Yes, he’s gorgeous. You’re a very lucky man,” I replied, scared shitless. “Does Steve know about your past as the Techno Viking?”
“Well, yes. Steve is the guy wearing the black vest in the video – the guy I threatened. That night we hooked up and had the best sex of our lives. We got married last year”.